Name: Bill the Mudokon
Age: At LEAST legal working age (we promise!)
Occupation: Necrum Miner
Hobbies: Playing hide-and-go-bump-into-walls, Mining for unknown stuff, Drinking SoulStorm Brew, Mining for unknown stuff, Did I mention Mining for unknown stuff?
Family: None to speak of.
Achievements: Uhh, he’s managed to stay alive longer than just about everyone else in his work unit?
Favorite Album: “Tommy” (‘I can really relate to it,’ bemoans Bill)
Favorite Movie: “Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Gary Driscoll”
Why his manager chose him: “Vice President Aslik tol’ me to pick one, so I picked one. Now FREEZE!”
Quote: “Why’s it so dark in here?”